I have the perfect solution for the problem of executive jets being ostracized by the media and the president – Jet Use Credits!

Are you a harried executive or CEO who is tired of having to justify every single trip you and your family take to Aspen or Monte Carlo? Are you an aviation oriented business who operates a business aircraft on charters or to re-locate key employees or perhaps vital machine parts to critical assembly lines so they don’t’ shut down and waste hundreds of thousands of dollars but are worried that the president will “send in the people with the pitchforks” if he finds out you are using your Citation?

 Is that what is bothering you, Boopsie?

Well, worry no more!

My new company, Guilt Free Flight ® will be happy to sell “jet use credits” to either corporations or individuals who use aircraft for any reason whatsoever. When you buy our aviation off-sets, you can rest assured that our company will use the money you send us to replace the vital air that you flew your jet through. We promise (in writing!) to charge you just enough money to assuage your guilt, turn away critics and make the public love you once again.

Here is a quick break-down of our basic aviation off-set fees:

Micro-Jet: $75 per flight hour

Medium-Jet $135 per flight hour

Tom Hanks or John Travolta sized Jet: $250 per flight hour

These fees are not all we offer here at Green Jets LLC. We offer: Catering Trash off-sets, environmental impact of your flight toilet fees and offer a very affordable insurance underwriting program to protect you when your flight crews go on rampages and wreck local bars.

So, please contact us today at www.kevincreates.com and we will be able to reduce your business flying guilt right after your deposit check clears and is composted.